everyone has a story to tell

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything


DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

“ It must be a soul mate thing.