everyone has a story to tell
For almost 18 years you’re taught to sit down, shut up, and raise your hand. Then you have to decide what you’re going to do for the rest of your life.
Lavon Curtis (via cavum)
laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jessicaisblonde:

barackfuckingobama:

I know I’ve reblogged this before but can I just talk about his expression in the second gif because it’s like “I love you back and that is a fact, that is a serious god damn issue, this is no laughing matter, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LOVE YOU BACK”

image

how ironic is it that that gif looks like a gay alternate universe mitt romney

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything


DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*