everyone has a story to tell
Things Yahoo/Staff should change

rainbownova:

  • make a chat system
  • give alerts when someone answers your ask
  • REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
  • FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
  • search multiple tags at once
  • MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
  • FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
  • REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
  • SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

whilelifepassesby:

a-wild-peasant:

sparksfly:

Noone makes fun of Taylor Swift like Taylor Swift makes fun of Taylor Swift

for a split second i thought she was holding a dildo

thank god i wasn’t the only one

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for