everyone has a story to tell
bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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stabs:

it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.  

i hate when people get all preachy and tell u that money won’t make you happy bc like actually it would solve a whole fucking ton of my problems thank u very much

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh