everyone has a story to tell

marbleblonde:

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

But really

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

love-and-life-iwill-divide:

:(

avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

trust:

broom broom

trust:

broom broom

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE