I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET.
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer
it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.
i hate when people get all preachy and tell u that money won’t make you happy bc like actually it would solve a whole fucking ton of my problems thank u very much
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh